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RIP George

Some George Carlin definitions:

OCTOPUS: an eight-sided vagina

TRAMPOLINE: a sexual lubricant popular with sluts

PARAKEET: a keet that takes care of you until the real keet arrives

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Carlinisms

Expressions I Question by George Carlin

Legally drunk. Well, if it’s legal, what’s the problem? “Leave me alone, officer, I’m legally drunk!”

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname, “The Fighting Irish”. After all, how long do you think nicknames like “The Bargaining Jews” or “The Murdering Italians” would last? Only the ironic Irish could be so naively honest.

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No labels needed

“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I  have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure the individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”

– George Carlin

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