Here’s a car I saw at my local Mother’s Natural Food Market…
Some George Carlin definitions:
OCTOPUS: an eight-sided vagina
TRAMPOLINE: a sexual lubricant popular with sluts
PARAKEET: a keet that takes care of you until the real keet arrives
Here is a video of a bird like mine having a hoppin’ good time. This is the way they like to cover distance; instead of running they hop like this. The first time I saw my bird Gizmo do this, I couldn’t stop laughing!
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant
It’s been awhile since I had a bird post. Two ladies from my bird club sent me these and they are too cute not to pass on. Both birds are Grey-cheeked parakeets, very hard to find. These two retire for the night inside their coconut huts, dreaming of ocean breezes and swaying palm trees.
Chip (owned by Kathy Johns), above and Sophy (owned by Ann Tetrault) below
Happy Fourth everyone! I’m off to a barbeque and ready to pig out on Rick’s famous barbeque chicken. The parrots have to stay home, just in case Rick runs out of chicken.
“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
– Dalai Lama