Carlinisms

Expressions I Question by George Carlin

Legally drunk. Well, if it’s legal, what’s the problem? “Leave me alone, officer, I’m legally drunk!”

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname, “The Fighting Irish”. After all, how long do you think nicknames like “The Bargaining Jews” or “The Murdering Italians” would last? Only the ironic Irish could be so naively honest.

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2 responses to “Carlinisms

  1. How is something legal illegal?!?!?

  2. George is so awesome!

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