Car and Driver magazine is having a “10 Best Readers’ Contest”. One of the categories you can enter is “10 Best Things Found by a Significant Other In, On or Around Your Vehicle (and the Subsequent Explanation).”
This led to a joke which I found both funny and sad. It goes like this:
Ever hear the joke about the guy in the locker room who notices another man putting on a pair of pantyhose?
Jack: How long you been wearin’ pantyhose, Bob?
Bob: Ever since my wife found them in the glove box.