Parrot Joke

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

“Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar things.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said “New house, new madam.”

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought “that’s really not so bad.”

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman’s husband, Keith, came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,

“Hi, Keith!”


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One response to “Parrot Joke

  1. Ouch! lol

    a man bought a parrot from a store. When he brought it home and set it on its perch, it immediately let loose with a string of obscenities and insults.

    After a few days of abuse, the man had finally had enough. He grabbed the parrot and marched into the kitchen. As the bird screeched a string of curses, he opened the freezer and put it inside.

    At first, there was a terrible cacaphony from the freezer. After a few minutes, there was an eeire silence from the kitchen. Worried, the man opened the freezer. the bird calmly walked out of the freezer and onto the man’s finger. “Sir, I am so sorry for my behavior, I will endeavor to be better from now on.”

    taken back, the man asked why the parrot was suddenly so polite. the bird replied… “Sir, I will do my best not to insult you, but I must know… what did the chicken do?”

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