Quantum Leaps

Quiet Day

jackalope — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:15:27 +0000

Is it just me or did anybody else notice less people about today than usual? The freeway was actually moving at 5:15 pm- there were fewer cars on the road.

Could the fact that this is the anniversary of 911 have anything to do with that?

Pepper

jackalope — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:56:22 +0000

This is Pepper, a very old Grey-cheeked parakeet in his 20′s. His owner, Alexandria, took this shot outdoors. Pepper loves being outside- Alexandria says it looks he’s praying not to be taken back inside!

Thanks to man’s mishandling, these birds are very difficult to get as pets, and are endangered in their natural environment.

California Car

jackalope — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:58:28 +0000

Here’s a car I saw at my local Mother’s Natural Food Market…

RIP George

jackalope — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:50:13 +0000

Some George Carlin definitions:

OCTOPUS: an eight-sided vagina

TRAMPOLINE: a sexual lubricant popular with sluts

PARAKEET: a keet that takes care of you until the real keet arrives

Hopping for Joy

jackalope — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:32:27 +0000

Here is a video of a bird like mine having a hoppin’ good time. This is the way they like to cover distance; instead of running they hop like this. The first time I saw my bird Gizmo do this, I couldn’t stop laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ur7UqCDaVU

Enjoy!

Quote for the Day

jackalope — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:21:03 +0000

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant

Goin’ Coconuts

jackalope — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:46:43 +0000

It’s been awhile since I had a bird post. Two ladies from my bird club sent me these and they are too cute not to pass on. Both birds are Grey-cheeked parakeets, very hard to find. These two retire for the night inside their coconut huts, dreaming of ocean breezes and swaying palm trees.

Chip (owned by Kathy Johns), above and Sophy (owned by Ann Tetrault) below

Happy FOJ

jackalope — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:01:34 +0000

Happy Fourth everyone! I’m off to a barbeque and ready to pig out on Rick’s famous barbeque chicken. The parrots have to stay home, just in case Rick runs out of chicken.

Stay safe!

Simplicity

jackalope — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:57:40 +0000

“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
- Dalai Lama

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

jackalope — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:31:31 +0000

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his “CURRENT” problems before adding “NEW” problems.

OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH : We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the “other side.” Yes, my friends that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.” That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken! What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY : Where’s my gun?