Here’s a car I saw at my local Mother’s Natural Food Market…
Entries from July 2008
July 12, 2008
RIP George
Some George Carlin definitions:
OCTOPUS: an eight-sided vagina
TRAMPOLINE: a sexual lubricant popular with sluts
PARAKEET: a keet that takes care of you until the real keet arrives
July 10, 2008
Hopping for Joy
Here is a video of a bird like mine having a hoppin’ good time. This is the way they like to cover distance; instead of running they hop like this. The first time I saw my bird Gizmo do this, I couldn’t stop laughing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ur7UqCDaVU
Enjoy!
July 8, 2008
Quote for the Day
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant
July 5, 2008
Goin’ Coconuts
It’s been awhile since I had a bird post. Two ladies from my bird club sent me these and they are too cute not to pass on. Both birds are Grey-cheeked parakeets, very hard to find. These two retire for the night inside their coconut huts, dreaming of ocean breezes and swaying palm trees.
Chip (owned [...]
July 4, 2008
Happy FOJ
Happy Fourth everyone! I’m off to a barbeque and ready to pig out on Rick’s famous barbeque chicken. The parrots have to stay home, just in case Rick runs out of chicken.
Stay safe!
July 2, 2008
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” [...]
July 1, 2008
Zen Sarcasm
I try to be very calm and peaceful in my life. It’s something I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older and wiser.
However, I try not to take anything TOO seriously, so there is always room for humor! Here’s some Zen sarcasm for those Zen Masters having a particularly difficult day.
1. Do not walk behind me, [...]
